The dagobah system

the dagobah system

 * It was the dawns of the November, as I grabbed my Glock 17 and. I was once a fully grown little boy, now I am a boy. Back in the days of the Jedi Order, it was peace and harmony....


 * Until one fateful day, the epidemic arised....


 * Blood splattered all over the toilet, as I made my bowel movement. My poop was blue.... bruh. I wiped my tush with the force and I walked out of the restroom. It has been 3 years since I was at the restroom, a long time it has been. I washed all the micro-sith off my hands and emptied my bladder, twice it has been. I realized that this wasn't the dagobah system at all, sick maniacs there are! Their eyes were yellow, the dark side has taken them all! Until I realized, I was actually IN the dagobah system within the system, Yoda, the one and only has arrived.


 * "HEERRRHHHHHH," the Yoda said, his wrinkly lips crackled as he let out his breath for the past 537 years as


 * he screamed out his iconic death sound towards the fallen Jedi. This was the best existence of my day yet, after that he said that he could sign my large intestine. He signed it with the blue sharpie, the best of them all, it felt strong yet weak, as to weak yet strong. Five years have gone, it may have been, yet I have to meet a man that has nae naed on New Orleans. Yoda was a brave man, he was the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one needed. Vin Diesel and I have started a new reign, until next time I will be heading out into outerspace, see you soon!




 * FIN *Credits Roll - Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede*


 * Directed by - John Joe Jenkins


 * Produced by - Ken G. Robinson


 * Composed by - Barry Benson


 * Story by - Aaron E. Young


 * Screenplay by - Terry Miles and Sean E. Andersons


 * Based on characters created by - Nicolas V. Davis  and Marcus Williams

